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Post by Nos - Sharks on Dec 27, 2019 22:22:38 GMT -5
The San Jose Sharks recall (G) Carter Hart from Worcester.
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Jan 2, 2020 6:37:43 GMT -5
The San Jose Sharks sign (G) Joel Hofer (18/0)* and assign him to Worcester.
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Jan 10, 2020 3:05:50 GMT -5
The San Jose Sharks release (G) Collin Delia from Worcester.
The San Jose Sharks send (G) Carter Hart to Worcester.
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Jan 11, 2020 3:00:12 GMT -5
The San Jose Sharks recall (LW) Brendan Lemieux from Worcester.
The San Jose Sharks sign (LW) Pierre Engvall (23/0)* and assign him to Worcester.
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 9, 2020 20:43:11 GMT -5
The San Jose Sharks release (C) Aleksi Saarela from Vancouver.
The San Jose Sharks reassign (G) Joel Hofer to Vancouver.
The San Jose Sharks send (C) Elias Pettersson to Worcester.
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Post by Derrick - Senators on Feb 10, 2020 14:30:42 GMT -5
The San Jose Sharks release (C) Aleksi Saarela from Vancouver. The San Jose Sharks reassign (G) Joel Hofer to Vancouver. The San Jose Sharks send (C) Elias Pettersson to Worcester. Too bad this won't be anywhere near enough though. |
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 11, 2020 22:23:39 GMT -5
The San Jose Sharks release (C) Aleksi Saarela from Vancouver. The San Jose Sharks reassign (G) Joel Hofer to Vancouver. The San Jose Sharks send (C) Elias Pettersson to Worcester. Too bad this won't be anywhere near enough though. Yup, my team sucked this past week, worst week of the year for us and you only managed to squeak by...like you've been doing all year with that scrubby team. Where am I though? 1st place, where I've been all year and for more weeks than any other team is capable of. Where are you? Huuuh? Mr. 4th place? Your team has never held 1st all year for even a week. See, I talk shit because I've earned it and can back it up. You talk shit because of an inferiority complex.  |
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Post by Derrick - Senators on Feb 12, 2020 10:22:38 GMT -5
Too bad this won't be anywhere near enough though. Yup, my team sucked this past week, worst week of the year for us and you only managed to squeak by...like you've been doing all year with that scrubby team. Where am I though? 1st place, where I've been all year and for more weeks than any other team is capable of. Where are you? Huuuh? Mr. 4th place? Your team has never held 1st all year for even a week. See, I talk shit because I've earned it and can back it up. You talk shit because of an inferiority complex. I “talk shit” after the fact to highlight what has already happened. You “talk shit” beforehand to highlight all sorts of wild, overconfident, and inaccurate predictions that are not based in any sort of fact whatsoever, which is why you end up looking like a fool. Here are the actual facts: I’ve won the championship two years in a row. Your team is now 0-4 against me in our last 4 matches. ... Shut your bitch-ass up. |
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 12, 2020 18:10:51 GMT -5
Yup, my team sucked this past week, worst week of the year for us and you only managed to squeak by...like you've been doing all year with that scrubby team. Where am I though? 1st place, where I've been all year and for more weeks than any other team is capable of. Where are you? Huuuh? Mr. 4th place? Your team has never held 1st all year for even a week. See, I talk shit because I've earned it and can back it up. You talk shit because of an inferiority complex. I “talk shit” after the fact to highlight what has already happened. You “talk shit” beforehand to highlight all sorts of wild, overconfident, and inaccurate predictions that are not based in any sort of fact whatsoever, which is why you end up looking like a fool. Here are the actual facts: I’ve won the championship two years in a row. Your team is now 0-4 against me in our last 4 matches. ... Shut your bitch-ass up.  Pissy about that Big Buff signing or something? How many times does it have to be said? Cheater seasons don't count, ties don't count, you've done nothing impressive whatsoever in your tenure as GM to make me believe you actually know the game beyond a very basic understanding of it. Besides, what's past is past, this season you've been sitting way down the fucking list and I've been right at the motherfucking TOP pussy! Like usual. |
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Post by Derrick - Senators on Feb 13, 2020 1:42:04 GMT -5
I “talk shit” after the fact to highlight what has already happened. You “talk shit” beforehand to highlight all sorts of wild, overconfident, and inaccurate predictions that are not based in any sort of fact whatsoever, which is why you end up looking like a fool. Here are the actual facts: I’ve won the championship two years in a row. Your team is now 0-4 against me in our last 4 matches. ... Shut your bitch-ass up. Pissy about that Big Buff signing or something? How many times does it have to be said? Cheater seasons don't count, ties don't count, you've done nothing impressive whatsoever in your tenure as GM to make me believe you actually know the game beyond a very basic understanding of it. Besides, what's past is past, this season you've been sitting way down the fucking list and I've been right at the motherfucking TOP pussy! Like usual. It doesn’t matter where you sit in the standings or for how long. There is no award or championship for weeks atop the standings. It only matters how your team performs in the playoffs and it’s clear yours is inconsistent and can not win close matchups or beat top teams. Your record against teams currently in the playoffs:1-5-1 My record against teams currently in the playoffs: 5-4 Your record against me this year: 0-2 My record against you this year: 2-0 Championships past 5 years for you: 0 Championships past 5 years for me: 2 It literally does not matter what your OPINION is or what garbage rhetoric you spew to inflate your ego. The above numbers are FACTS. And the facts strongly suggest what you are continually claiming is utter bullshit. So by all means, be my guest. Keep doing what you’re doing. Don’t change your approach at all. |
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 13, 2020 8:27:09 GMT -5
First off, great fucking game by the boys on Sedins Jersey Retirement night! I was there 7th row with Daniel - Canucks and Kyle - Devils! Markstrom had the game of his career too, I mean wooow, most saves by a Canucks goalie for a shutout in history! Great time!!! Now... It doesn’t matter where you sit in the standings or for how long. There is no award or championship for weeks atop the standings. It only matters how your team performs in the playoffs and it’s clear yours is inconsistent and can not win close matchups or beat top teams. Your record against teams currently in the playoffs:1-5-1 My record against teams currently in the playoffs: 5-4 Your record against me this year: 0-2 My record against you this year: 2-0 Championships past 5 years for you: 0 Championships past 5 years for me: 2 It literally does not matter what your OPINION is or what garbage rhetoric you spew to inflate your ego. The above numbers are FACTS. And the facts strongly suggest what you are continually claiming is utter bullshit. So by all means, be my guest. Keep doing what you’re doing. Don’t change your approach at all. Check it... Week to week breakdown of events had the Sharks and Senators played each other every week... Week 01: 7-4-1 Sharks Week 02: 6-5-1 Sharks Week 03: 5-3-4 Senators* - One of my two losses to Daniel - Canucks this season was this week. Week 04: 5-5-2 Tie Week 05: 11-0-1 Sharks Week 06: 6-5-1 Senators* - One of my two losses to Derrick - Senators this season. Beaten by 2 goals or a shorty or 5 PIM, i.e. minuscule margins. Week 07: 5-5-2 Tie* - I lost to Mitch - Ducks this week. Week 08: 7-1-4 Senators Week 09: 6-4-2 Sharks Week 10: 6-6-0 Tie Week 11: 6-5-1 Sharks Week 12: 5-4-3 Senators Week 13: 6-3-3 Sharks Week 14: 6-3-3 Sharks* - One of my two losses to Daniel - Canucks this season was this week. Week 15: 5-5-2 Tie Week 16: 6-2-4 Sharks Week 17: 7-3-2 Senators* - One of my two losses to Derrick - Senators this season. The worst statistical week of the year for our team. Totals: 8-5-4 Sharks; Winning Percentage = 61.54% & Winning Percentage with Ties = 58.82% (Vegas Odds: Sharks are a -175 Favorite) Record outside of statistically abnormal weeks where a loss was produced: 7-2-3 Sharks; Winning Percentage = 77.78% & Winning Percentage with Ties = 70.83% (Vegas Odds: Sharks are a -225 Favorite) Winner: Sharks! Accumulation of weighted Yahoo 2019-2020 Current Season Rankings: San Jose Sharks (1,734) -266Ottawa Senators (2,497) +64I've improved my ranking significantly and you've gotten worse. I destroy you by 763 ranking points. If anybody thinks they can beat me I'm putting up a $100 bounty, winner take all, if some pussy wins that didn't put into the pot the bet will be no action. This is for a winner. [Intro]
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuckin' beard's weird
Alright
You yellin' at the mic, fuckin' weird beard (You want smoke)
We doin' this once
You yellin' at the mic, your beard's weird
Why you yell at the mic? (Illa)
[Verse]
Rihanna just hit me on a text
Last night I left hickeys on her neck
Wait, you just dissed me? I'm perplexed
Insult me in a line, compliment me on the next
Damn, I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack
Was watchin' 8 Mile on my NordicTrack
Realized I forgot to call you back
Here's that autograph for your daughter, I wrote it on a Starter cap
Stan, Stan, son
Listen, man, Dad isn't mad
But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun
And have a man-bun?
The giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable
Supplyin' smoke, got the fire stoked
Say you got me in a scope, but you grazed me
I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
Your reply got the crowd yelling, "Woo!"
So before you die let's see who can out-petty who
With your corny lines ("Slim, you're old")—ow, Kelly, ooh
But I'm 45 and I'm still outselling you
By 29, I had three albums that had blew
Now let's talk about somethin' I don't really do
Go in someone's daughter's mouth stealin' food
But you're a fuckin' mole hill
Now I'ma make a mountain out of you, woo!
Ho, chill, actin' like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow
Gunner? Bitch, you ain't a bow and arrow
Say you'll run up on me like a phone bill, sprayin' lead (Brrt)
Playin' dead, that's the only time you hold still (Hold up)
Are you eating cereal or oatmeal?
What the fuck's in the bowl, milk? Wheaties or Cheerios?
'Cause I'm takin' a shit in 'em, Kelly, I need reading material
…Dictionary…
"Yo, Slim, your last four albums sucked
Go back to Recovery," oh shoot, that was three albums ago
What do you know? Oops
Know your facts before you come at me, lil' goof
Luxury, oh, you broke, bitch? Yeah, I had enough money in '02
To burn it in front of you, ho
Younger me? No, you the wack me, it's funny but so true
I'd rather be 80-year-old me than 20-year-old you
'Til I'm hitting old age
Still can fill a whole page with a 10-year-old's rage
Got more fans than you in your own city, lil' kiddy, go play
Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day
Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave
Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat
You ain't never made a list next to no Biggie, no Jay
Next to Taylor Swift and that Iggy ho, you about to really blow
Kelly, they'll be putting your name
Next to Ja, next to Benzino—die, motherfucker!
Like the last motherfucker sayin' Hailie in vain
Alien brain, you Satanist (Yeah)
My biggest flops are your greatest hits
The game's mine again and ain't nothin' changed but the locks
So before I slay this bitch I, mwah, give Jade a kiss
Gotta wake up Labor Day to this (The fuck?)
Bein' rich-shamed by some prick usin' my name for clickbait
In a state of bliss 'cause I said his goddamn name
Now I gotta cock back, aim
Yeah, bitch, pop Champagne to this! (Pop)
It's your moment
This is it, as big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it
Had to give you a career to destroy it
Lethal injection
Go to sleep six feet deep, I'll give you a B for the effort
But if I was three-foot-eleven
You'd look up to me, and for the record
You would suck a dick to fuckin' be me for a second
Lick a ballsack to get on my channel
Give your life to be as solidified
This mothafuckin' shit is like Rambo when he's out of bullets
So what good is a fuckin' machine gun when it's outta ammo?
Had enough of this tatted-up mumble rapper
How the fuck can him and I battle?
He'll have to fuck Kim in my flannel
I'll give him my sandals
'Cause he knows, long as I'm Shady he's gon' have to live in my shadow
Exhausting, letting off on my offspring
Lick a gun barrel, bitch, get off me!
You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all see
You're fuckin' salty
'Cause Young Gerald's balls-deep inside of Halsey
Your red sweater, your black leather
You dress better, I rap better
That a death threat or a love letter?
Little white toothpick
Thinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you, prick
Thanks for dissing me
Now I had an excuse on the mic to write "Not Alike"
But really I don't care who's in the right
But you're losin' the fight you picked
Who else want it? Kells—attempt fails! Budden—L's!
Fuckin' nails in these coffins as soft as Cottonelle
Killshot, I will not fail, I'm with the Doc still
But this idiot's boss pops pills and tells him he's got skills
But, Kells, the day you put out a hit's the day Diddy admits
That he put the hit out that got Pac killed, ah!
I'm sick of you bein' wack
And still usin' that mothafuckin' Auto-Tune
So let's talk about it (Let's talk about it)
I'm sick of your mumble rap mouth
Need to get the cock up out it
Before we can even talk about it (Talk about it)
I'm sick of your blonde hair and earrings
Just 'cause you look in the mirror and think
That you're Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
Don't mean you are, and you're not about it
So just leave my dick in your mouth and keep my daughter out it
[Outro]
You fuckin'—oh
And I'm just playin', Diddy
You know I love you |
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Post by Derrick - Senators on Feb 14, 2020 1:21:42 GMT -5
You just don’t get it do you? NONE of your “statistics” are relevant. It literally doesn’t matter what would have, could have, or should have happened hypothetically on the weeks we DIDN’T play each other. Every week is different. I bench/start goalies differently, allow all-star defensemen to sit on my farm, and make roster moves accordingly. To say you would have won X amount of weeks based on how I played OTHER TEAMS is beyond ridiculous. The ONLY thing that matters is what happens in the weeks we face each other and who wins the championship. And like I said before, I am 2-0 this year against you, 4-0 against you in the past 4 matches, and have back to back championships. I know it eats you alive to read but eventually you will have to come back to reality and stop wasting time grasping for straws. Who are you trying to convince that your team is so great? Me or yourself?
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 14, 2020 2:41:22 GMT -5
I'm just trying to show you what a goof you are for the bad opinions that you have...and I think deep down you know it. I don't have to convince anybody of anything, much less myself. Of course those statistics are relevant. It shows the totality of events rather than a small window. If you believe playing each other on different weeks has no bearing on outcomes well...you're just a straight up retard. If you believe having significantly greater Yahoo ranked players has no bearing on the strength of a team well...you know. The way you look at things is simplistic and I've done far deeper analysis. You wouldn't have played the weeks any differently whatsoever either. The only thing you'd do is bench goalies even further to keep GAA and SV% but lose out on even more Wins. For your info you won in basically 85% of the goaltending statistics anyway and still came out with an extremely poor record vs. my team. No idea how you won so many of the goaltending statistics either, you have one good (old) goalie and two shitty unreliable pieces of trash. While Hughes is indeed a future stud and an all-star defenseman, he's just ranked 139th on Yahoo and 17th best defenseman. Many teams have players like this. I have Carter Hart on my farm. I have Elvis Merzlikins on my farm, the 2nd best ranked goalie in the league. I temporarily have Elias Pettersson down on my farm. Having those goalies up would have boosted my poor goaltending margins and allowed me to win in an even greater fashion and believe me, my team will be packing heat come playoff time. All we can go by are the stats that are accumulated and the analysis of which shows your team as a significant dog vs. mine. No Vegas bookie would look at these statistics, player and team ranks, farm systems, weekly outcomes, etc. and label you the favorite, zero! I know it eats you alive to read but...your 'Championships' are forever false and you know why that is.
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 17, 2020 7:56:25 GMT -5
Senators/Sharks Weekly Update! Week 18: 9-2-1 Sharks Totals: 9-5-4 Sharks; Winning Percentage = 64.29% & Winning Percentage with Ties = 61.11% (Vegas Odds: Sharks are a -200 Favorite) Record outside of statistically abnormal weeks where a loss was produced: 8-2-3 Sharks; Winning Percentage = 80.00% & Winning Percentage with Ties = 73.08% (Vegas Odds: Sharks are a -250 Favorite) Winner: Sharks! |
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Post by Derrick - Senators on Feb 17, 2020 11:16:32 GMT -5
Senators/Sharks Weekly Update! Week 18: 9-2-1 Sharks Totals: 9-5-4 Sharks; Winning Percentage = 64.29% & Winning Percentage with Ties = 61.11% (Vegas Odds: Sharks are a -200 Favorite) Record outside of statistically abnormal weeks where a loss was produced: 8-2-3 Sharks; Winning Percentage = 80.00% & Winning Percentage with Ties = 73.08% (Vegas Odds: Sharks are a -250 Favorite) Winner: Sharks! Senators/Sharks weekly update. Your weekly record this season: 10-7-1 My weekly record this season: 14-4 Your record against teams currently in the playoffs:1-5-1 My record against teams currently in the playoffs: 5-4 Your record against me this year: 0-2 My record against you this year: 2-0 Championships past 5 years for you: 0 Championships past 5 years for me: 2 Newsflash. Nothing has changed. The only reason you are in 1st place is because you defeat the bottoms teams by large margains. When you have to face a playoff bound team you lose 83.3% of the time. Also, “Record outside of a statistically abnormal week where a loss was produced” is the most ridiculous thing ever. You don’t just get to pick and choose which weeks are relevant or “abnormal” to inflate your win percentage and subsequently your fragile ego. I’m sure it was just an accident that you conveniently chose to omit the “statistically abnormal weeks” where a WIN was produced for your team. You know, the 4 weeks where your team posted sub-2.30 GAA (well below your season average of 2.82). Or when your opponent failed to meet goalie requirements. Or when your team was +20 something for the week. Or when your team had 6 GWG. Etc. I’ll stop there because arguing with you isn’t worth the time or effort. You’re clearly not interested in any type of honest statistical analysis. Keep thinking your team is great. I’ll still be here after your second round exit waiting to hear all the excuses and how you didn’t win the championship because of a “statistically abnormal week.” |
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 17, 2020 22:38:35 GMT -5
Senators/Sharks weekly update. Your weekly record this season: 10-7-1 My weekly record this season: 14-4 All this literally illustrates is how unfortunate/unlucky I've been with scheduling. Your record against teams currently in the playoffs:1-5-1 My record against teams currently in the playoffs: 5-4 This is incorrect as I've just beaten Mitch - Ducks (Derrick - Ducks?). It displays your dishonesty and/or lack of statistical awareness. Your record against me this year: 0-2 My record against you this year: 2-0 Again, this can be explained by poor scheduling and I wonder how the scheduling is determined, at random? Or do you choose which weeks we play each other at the beginning of the year? I know that's a possibility, you seem to have gotten favorable scheduling for several years in a row where your team finished ahead of where you should have finished. Also, that's 2 weeks, small window, simplistic...like you. My updates showcase a totality of events. Championships past 5 years for you: 0 Championships past 5 years for me: 2 Cheater. Newsflash. Nothing has changed. The only reason you are in 1st place is because you defeat the bottoms teams by large margains. When you have to face a playoff bound team you lose 83.3% of the time. Wrong. Margains? You're in over your head. The reason I am in 1st place, and have been all year, is because my team takes the most categories and acquires the most stats despite unfavorable scheduling. Your team shouldn't even be in the playoffs right now. Also, “Record outside of a statistically abnormal week where a loss was produced” is the most ridiculous thing ever. You don’t just get to pick and choose which weeks are relevant or “abnormal” to inflate your win percentage and subsequently your fragile ego. I’m sure it was just an accident that you conveniently chose to omit the “statistically abnormal weeks” where a WIN was produced for your team. You know, the 4 weeks where your team posted sub-2.30 GAA (well below your season average of 2.82). Or when your opponent failed to meet goalie requirements. Or when your team was +20 something for the week. Or when your team had 6 GWG. Etc. This sub category is there to showcase what should be expected as typical since these events happen over the most weeks and there's a commonality to observe. I had a win and a tie that was omitted as well. The total record is also available to see, 9-5-4 Sharks (Vegas Odds: Sharks are a -200 Favorite). I’ll stop there because arguing with you isn’t worth the time or effort. You’re clearly not interested in any type of honest statistical analysis. Keep thinking your team is great. I’ll still be here after your second round exit waiting to hear all the excuses and how you didn’t win the championship because of a “statistically abnormal week.” This isn't an argument. This is me bitch slapping you over and over and you're too dumb to lick your wounds and attempt to improve. Run along... |
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 17, 2020 22:45:55 GMT -5
Senators/Sharks Weekly Update! Week 18: 9-2-1 Sharks Totals: 9-5-4 Sharks; Winning Percentage = 64.29% & Winning Percentage with Ties = 61.11% (Vegas Odds: Sharks are a -200 Favorite) Record outside of statistically abnormal weeks where a loss was produced: 8-2-3 Sharks; Winning Percentage = 80.00% & Winning Percentage with Ties = 73.08% (Vegas Odds: Sharks are a -250 Favorite) Winner: Sharks! By the way, this absolute thumping of you this past week happened with my team holding a dead roster spot (Dustin Byfuglien)! |
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Post by Derrick - Senators on Feb 17, 2020 23:51:28 GMT -5
Nothing you have said is fact or even remotely statistically honest. Literally, not one single thing. Everything you have said is pure conjecture based on your OPINION. Unless your next set of comments is FACTUALLY based, I am done with this.
Am I the only one who thinks of this while reading pretty much anything Nos posts? Surely not.
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 18, 2020 0:59:39 GMT -5
Derrick, you're putting on a show, alright? This is just me talking to you. You know those are facts, they've been provided to you and are able to be seen and confirmed if you choose to do so. Now use those facts as you see fit. It's capable of being a good thing or a bad thing for you, alright?  |
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Post by Nos - Sharks on Feb 18, 2020 19:06:49 GMT -5
The San Jose Sharks recall (C) Elias Pettersson from Worcester.
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Pissy about that Big Buff signing or something? How many times does it have to be said? Cheater seasons don't count, ties don't count, you've done nothing impressive whatsoever in your tenure as GM to make me believe you actually know the game beyond a very basic understanding of it. Besides, what's past is past, this season you've been sitting way down the fucking list and I've been right at the motherfucking TOP pussy! Like usual. 
So exciting.
Aug 28, 2024 22:53:08 GMT -5
You better make that pick or trade it! I'm excited to see if we can use up all the draft picks this year.
Sept 13, 2024 17:17:04 GMT -5
You better make that pick or trade it! I'm excited to see if we can use up all the draft picks this year.
Sept 13, 2024 17:17:04 GMT -5