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Post by Phil - Blue Jackets on May 13, 2007 6:27:59 GMT -5
I hate birthday threads, honestly. So, on this May the 13th, wish me a happy birthday by posting all the negative comments you can about me. You can call me a fag or moron. Call me out on dumb shit I've said. Smite me. How low can we get my karma? I want to find out. Or, you can get creative and original. Don't limit yourself to just one post. May 13th lasts all day. I'll be checking in periodically throughout the day to rumage through the responses and at the end, I'll pick a winner. Now I know that the challenge won't be taken by all because we have fucking losers in this league that don't check the fucking forum or even vote on fucking league polls. So fuck them, and winnepeg. But have at it to the rest of you. Remember that profanity is encouraged. I'll start it off with a quick jab at myself.
Phil is a fucking jobless loser that still lives at home with his mommy.
See it's simple. So back to you...fuckers!
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Post by Chris - Capitals on May 13, 2007 9:48:45 GMT -5
Phil is a whining bitch that hate Winnepeg just because a trade didnt go through so now hes going to whine about it more 2 months later. Ass but hey at least hes got an opinion about everything that goes down on these boards
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Post by Chris - Capitals on May 13, 2007 13:05:17 GMT -5
and would just like to add the whole comment about you having an opinion about everything on the boards is no knock for real props its good to see activity haha....i may not comment everytime but i read everything that goes on
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Post by Phil - Blue Jackets on May 14, 2007 13:35:36 GMT -5
I'm extending the contest throughout the week. Get off your lazy asses and insult me, fuckers.
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Post by Andrew on May 14, 2007 19:30:52 GMT -5
Phil is an overweight deadbeat loser who spends his days pwning teh n00bs on World of Warcraft under the alias l33t_pbj25, occassionally taking breaks to eat frozen hot dogs by the package claiming it's a part of his new high-protein diet. From time to time, Phil will put on pants and make the journey to the local convenience store so he can buy cigarettes to smoke in front of the neighbourhood kids, demonstrating how ridiculously cool he is. Phil openly admits that he was aroused more than once during the premier of Spiderman 3. In his spare time, Phil enjoys scribbling rough drafts of love letters to George Lucas. Phil has been smitten, fuck Phil.  |
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Post by Hawks on May 15, 2007 20:55:21 GMT -5
Wow, I don't even feel that I can respond after Andrew's....that's pretty good. Phil likes little boys, and so does Andrew. Ok I feel better now
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Post by patriot0103 on May 18, 2007 15:14:19 GMT -5
wow
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Post by Derrick - Senators on May 23, 2007 23:49:35 GMT -5
you should hear this guy snore.
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Post by Mark - Bruins on May 24, 2007 22:25:10 GMT -5
happy belated birthday, phil! i hope you had the bestest day ever! my best wishes that you stay super cheerful this year as we celebrate the day you first came into this glorious world. don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candles on a delicious cake, that is unless some silly goose put trick candles on the cake. just remember, you're not a year older, you're a year wiser! Now go out and have a super happy-go-lucky day. Enjoy yourself, you crazy guy. p.s. my gift to you is a great, big smile  |
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Post by Phil - Blue Jackets on May 25, 2007 8:44:34 GMT -5
happy belated birthday, phil! i hope you had the bestest day ever! my best wishes that you stay super cheerful this year as we celebrate the day you first came into this glorious world. don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candles on a delicious cake, that is unless some silly goose put trick candles on the cake. just remember, you're not a year older, you're a year wiser! Now go out and have a super happy-go-lucky day. Enjoy yourself, you crazy guy. p.s. my gift to you is a great, big smile You lose. With that said, thanks to all who insulted me like I deserve. I was really lookin forward to Nos's respnse, but I'll get over it. We insult each other enough for real anyway. |
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Post by Nos - Sharks on May 25, 2007 10:15:36 GMT -5
I was going for the silent approach, as if to ignore you completely, I thought that would be the biggest diss of all.  |
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Post by Phil - Blue Jackets on May 25, 2007 11:36:31 GMT -5
I was going for the silent approach, as if to ignore you completely, I thought that would be the biggest diss of all. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. |
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So exciting.
You better make that pick or trade it! I'm excited to see if we can use up all the draft picks this year.